People Giving TMI On Facebook

People Giving TMI On Facebook

Facebook! It’s not just the place to share vacation pics, boring information and awkward moments with elderly family members. It’s also apparantly the place to share all of your deepest, darkest, secrets. Especially if they’re related to bodily functions or things that may be criminal. I wanna say ‘Stop sharing so much, people’! But at the same time, I really enjoy your TMI., so keep it up. Here’s 20 of my favorite examples of Facebook TMI!

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THINGS GERMAN SHEPHERDS HATE ABOUT THEIR OWNERS

THINGS GERMAN SHEPHERDS HATE ABOUT THEIR OWNERS

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1. Having their favorite toy taken away (being obnoxious is how I show my appreciation).

2. Having to head home after a two mile walk (you’re tired already?).

3. Getting a haircut (I’m a shepherd not a sheep!).

4. Any type of dog clothes (except a bandana because bandanas are cool).

5. Having to wait at the door (hurry up- we’re burning daylight!).

6. Having to make room on the bed (you’re lucky I let you sleep on my bed at all!).

7. Having to share anything (everything in my universe is mine-when will you understand that?).

8. The toilet lid left down (I’d prefer you stay off my personal water fountain).

9. Rushing me when I do my business (I need to check out each spot to see if it worthy, ya know?).

10. Being left alone (I hate it when you’re gone).

11. Not being able to get dirty (one little roll in really stinky manure can’t hurt!).

12. Laughing at my head tilt (I think I look really smart when I do it).

13. Cleaning up my nose art (you can’t stifle my creativity-I must start again).

14. Taking away my bone (I just got that baby wittled down to swallowable perfection).

15. When you find my hidden treasures (some things are private, put my stash back where you found it).

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Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But You’re Too Allergic

Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But You’re Too Allergic

1. You see cats doing adorable and hilarious stuff everyday, but not around you, because you are ALLERGIC AS HELL.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

2. Or you may see famous cats on the internet and think THAT COULD BE MY FAMOUS CAT!

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

But my cat would only be famous for making me unbelievably itchy.

3. You’ll try to make yourself feel better by reassuring youself that “cats are mean!”

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

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Why would I want a pet who I am allergic to AND and hates me?

4. But then you’ll see a story about a cat who does something heroic, like SAVE A SMALL CHILD FROM A FERAL DOG.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

5. You’ll try to stay focused on how gross cat hair and cleaning out litter boxes can be.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

You will never keep up with the mess, and you will become allergic to your home.

6. But then you’ll see a gif of cat doing something surprising and wonderful, and you feel a little pang in your heart.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

7. You’ll try to stay strong, reminding yourself how expensive vet bills can be.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

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Why should I pay out the butt for an animal that is going to make me miserable?

8. But then you see an ASPCA commercial, and you will tell yourself: “What’s a small cat allergy matter when I could save a suffering animal?”

But then you see an ASPCA commercial, and you will tell yourself: "What's a small cat allergy matter when I could save a suffering animal?"

9. And seeing your friends bonding with their cats breaks. your. heart.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

HE’S JUST SO HAPPY!

10. So when YOU hang with your friend’s cats, you will be tempted to pet them.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

11. Your friend’s cat will head-butt you and get in your face and will be all like PLEASE PET ME. NOW. NOW. And you try to resist!

Your friend's cat will head-butt you and get in your face and will be all like PLEASE PET ME. NOW. NOW. And you try to resist!

Ugh, buddy, seriously, I am super, SUPER allergic to you.

12. Before finally, you just give in, thinking: “Well… if I just pet it a little bit it will be OK!”

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

Opening purrr-dora’s box, right here.

13. And for the first few minutes, it’s totally awesome!

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

14. You are maybe even a little charmed when it gives you a little lick with its sandpaper tongue… even though you should know better.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

15. “Maybe I’ve outgrown my allergy,” you wonder.

"Maybe I've outgrown my allergy," you wonder.

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16. But then the cat dander starts to build up…

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No matter how much you wash your hands.

17. And then… YOUR EYES BEGIN TO ITCH.

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18. You realize, too late, that you’re already covered in cat hair.

You realize, too late, that you're already covered in cat hair.

19. And then… the sneezing starts.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

20. And then your face starts to feel like it’s having a total panic attack.

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OH NO OH NO I AM STILL ALLERGIC.

21. You take a Benadryl to fix it and then every moment becomes a battle to stay awake.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

Oh god if I fall asleep in cat hair I will wake up in agony.

22. You resolve that if you can make it home without falling asleep, you will never get a cat or pet a cat ever again in your life.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

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23. That is… UNTIL YOU SEE ANOTHER CAT DO SOMETHING ADORABLE.

The 23 Struggles Of Wanting A Cat But Knowing You're Too Allergic

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