Man on trial for murder is concerned about his giant neck tattoo of the word “MURDER.”

Man on trial for murder is concerned about his giant neck tattoo of the word “MURDER.”

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Could be worse. He could have gone with “GUILTY.”

It’s hard for a jury to remain impartial, harder still when the guy on trial has the crime he’s being tried for written all over his neck.
At some point in time, Jeffrey Chapman decided to have the word “MURDER” tattooed backwards across his neck. Not a big deal, we all like to be reminded of our favorite things every time we look in a mirror. But in a wacky coincidence, Chapman is about to be put on trial for the 2011 murder of Damon Galliart, whose body was found by hunters in a ditch in Great Bend, KS. What are the odds?
According to the New York Daily News, Chapman’s lawyer filed a motion to have the tattoo removed or blacked out before the trial, claiming the jury might have trouble remaining impartial if they see that the defendent loves murder so much that he wanted it to be the thing that connects his head to his body. Prosecutors are fine with Chapman covering up the tattoo, but they don’t want to transport Chapman to a licensed tattoo artist to have the tattoo inked over.
The only alternative left is to pick a jury full of people who also have the word “MURDER” tattooed on their necks. It is still a jury of one’s peers, correct?
Couldn’t Chapman have just worn his crime on a novelty tee shirt, like the guy in this mugshot who got busted for DUI?

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The List of 30 corny/Silly One Liner Cat Jokes

The List of 30 corny/Silly One Liner Cat Jokes

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Need a giggle? Here is a silly collection of some of the cat jokes I could find on the internet. I hope you enjoy them.

Joke Source catnipsum

  1. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  2. What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
  3. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
  4. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
  5. Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
  6. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
  7. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
  8. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
  9. How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
  10. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
  11. What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
  12. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
  13. If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
  14. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
  15. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
  16. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
  17. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
  18. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
  19. What is a cat’s favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
  20. How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
  21. Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
  22. Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
  23. What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
  24. What is a moggy’s favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
  25. What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
  26. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
  27. Cats are like potato chips.  You can never have just one.
  28. I got rid of my husband.  The cat was allergic.
  29. For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. 
  30. I haz a joke about a cat… Just kitt’en

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