17 Foods That Should Be Wiped Off The Planet

17 Foods That Should Be Wiped Off The Planet

1. Cookie Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Cookie Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Why would you ruin a perfectly good cookie like that? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

2. Mini Beer-Battered Veggie Corn Dogs

Mini Beer-Battered Veggie Corn Dogs

This is insulting.

3. Lobster Mac and Cheese

Lobster Mac and Cheese

When you add lobster to mac and cheese a little part of my soul dies.

4. Cucumber Sandwich

Cucumber Sandwich

You think you’re sooooo clever don’t you.

5. Diet Cupcakes

Diet Cupcakes

This is stupid.

6. Cauliflower Crust Pizza

Cauliflower Crust Pizza

STOP TRYING TO ADD HEALTHY STUFF TO MY PIZZA.

7. Mac and Cheese Balls

Mac and Cheese Balls

I’m crying.

Source: norecipes.com

8. Pickle Roll-Ups

Pickle Roll-Ups

Pickles + Cream Cheese + Ham is NOT an acceptable thing to eat. I BANISH YOU.

9. Doughnut Burger

Doughnut Burger

Sounds exciting right? NO IT IS NOT. IT SUCKS.

10. Hot Dog Pasta

Hot Dog Pasta

So creepy, not cool at all.

11. Cake Pops

Cake Pops

The devil’s work.

Source: canopi.com

12. Kale Granola

Kale Granola

If you get anywhere NEAR my yogurt I’ll call the damn cops.

13. Foie Gras Doughnut

Foie Gras Doughnut

Fucked up.

Source: whrtny.com

14. Bacon Taco

Bacon Taco

Can you feel that? It’s your arteries clogging and then dying. You’re dead.

15. Cake Batter Smoothie

Cake Batter Smoothie

Even sprinkles can’t hide the fact that this is the worst thing ever.

16. Tofu Cookies

Tofu Cookies

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY COOKIES, TOFU.

17. Zucchini Fries

Zucchini Fries

“Fries.” PSH. More like: Lies, without quotations.

Source: naturebox.com

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